Had a tooth pulled last week.
I'm like "Can I keep the tooth" and dentist is like "No, it's infected".
I'm like "Duh, why do you think I just got you to pull it out?".
There's an awkward pause.
I'm dribbling slightly out of the left side of my mouth.
Breakin the ice with a pick, this is me : "So what do I do now? Do I get a false one?".
and she's like "Yeah you can get a plug"
and I'm like
"Righteous! Can I get one made in wood like in Victorian times?"
and there's this stand off where she looks me in the eyes and I Paddington-hard-stare back at her and she realises I'm not joking.
FUCKIN LDN MOTHERFUCKERS! LDN! FUCK YOUR ICE GRILLS MOTHERFUCKERS! WE GoT WOOD TEETH ROUND THESE BITz! WOOD TEETH MOTHERFUCKERS!
Huzzah.
