Had a tooth pulled last week.
I'm like "Can I keep the tooth" and dentist is like "No, it's infected".
I'm like "Duh, why do you think I just got you to pull it out?".
There's an awkward pause.
I'm dribbling slightly out of the left side of my mouth.
Breakin the ice with a pick, this is me : "So what do I do now? Do I get a false one?".
and she's like "Yeah you can get a plug"
and I'm like
"Righteous! Can I get one made in wood like in Victorian times?"
and there's this stand off where she looks me in the eyes and I Paddington-hard-stare back at her and she realises I'm not joking.
FUCKIN LDN MOTHERFUCKERS! LDN! FUCK YOUR ICE GRILLS MOTHERFUCKERS! WE GoT WOOD TEETH ROUND THESE BITz! WOOD TEETH MOTHERFUCKERS!
Huzzah.
Well I had my tooth pulled in fact lost two now but the dentist let me keep them after they cleaned the putrid puss infection from them, decided not to replace and I still don't have sunken cheekbones!!
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